The Cabra Drunken Borracha Goat.

The Man Behind the Goat

"What does a drunk goat think about?"

I'm Treavor Evans — a guy from Manvel, Texas (just south of Houston, yes it's a real place) who paints, photographs things, builds apps, and slaps goat logos on everything. Cabra Borracha means "drunken goat" in Spanish. I'm a Capricorn. The name wrote itself.

I fish, camp, collect watches I don't need, grow plants I occasionally kill, and somewhere in between all that I built five apps from scratch — no CS degree, no startup funding, just a laptop and a bad habit of staying up too late. 60 percent of the time it works everytime.

Everything here — every shirt, every painting, every photo, every app — is 100% me. No templates, no outsourcing, no asking AI to make it feel human. Just a drunk goat doing what he loves and hoping you dig it too.